
Today I drew the crevé! card. My doctor called this afternoon with test results: I have a stress fracture in my left foot.
I used to play Mille Bornes often. For the unacquainted, it’s a French-import card game. Each player, or driver, takes turns drawing cards representing distances in the hopes of reaching a thousand miles first in the race. Potholes mark the route. One of the pothole-type cards players can draw is crevé, or flat tire (literally, burst).
Two weeks ago today, I was eight miles into a nine-mile run in Vibram FiveFingers — the KSO model (calling them shoes overstates things; they’re more like gloves for your feet), when I felt an unfamiliar tinge of pain near the base of the second toe of my left foot. I noticed, but deemed it more annoying than intense and finished the run. The pain stuck for a few days. The following Monday, I woke with that foot inflated like a balloon. I saw the doctor Tuesday and, based on the range of movement I had, he diagnosed it as likely a tendon issue and asked me to return in a week.
The swelling never quite went down and I continued to limp about. On the return visit, he ordered a bone scan.
First thing in the morning Thursday, my birthday, I found myself getting injected with gamma radiation. The nuclear medicine technician brought out the syringe in a lead flask. The radiation circulated around, stuck to my bones and eventually revealed itself on the whirring scanner. Between that and X-rays of the offending foot, I spent more than half a day at the hospital. Happy birthday to me.
All the while I expected this expensive test would confirm that I just stepped wrong, and all would heal if I’d just give it a few more days. I didn’t prepare myself for the doctor’s call today, but should have. I didn’t think it’d come to this.
It did. The prescription: an obnoxious boot to wear on my foot, to immobilize it and help the healing. No running for at least three more weeks. Training for the Detroit Free Press Marathon will not begin this coming week as scheduled. In fact, outlook for even getting to the starting line looks dim.
Crevé!
Disappointed doesn’t begin to describe how I feel, and I fought the blues all evening. But I’ve drawn a few 100-mile distance cards lately, and should have expected a flat tire to turn up. I’m not invincible — much as I sometimes think — and that’s a lesson I need to learn.
Mille bornes roughly translates to “a thousand milestones,” and this is just another one. With the support of Mrs. Blocletters and Baby Blocletters, I’ll pass this milestone, too.
Here’s hoping the next card I draw is roue de secours, or even increvable.